Well, I finally did it.

I knit a neck tube.

And it only took me about 20 tries.

I can knit a sweater with deer all over it in one try but I couldn't do simple neck tubage.

My knitting lives in a magical realm where math does not work and/or exist.

But I suppose it was well worth it because I made this out of soft soft alpaca and my neck will never be cold again for all of eternity.